Tag: humor
group name: iwrite
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August 04, 2008 12:12 AM EDT --
Like other construction worker, we creators of word worlds own toolboxes filled with necessary implements. We have hooks to hook the reader, glue to glue their attention, a feather or two to . . . more
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September 20, 2007 08:20 PM EDT --
For the past two weeks I've published articles almost daily. The purpose of this was to get myself in the habit of doing some work each day, instead of hiding under the blankie, while the kids are . . . more
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September 10, 2007 04:11 AM EDT --
A couple of years ago, before I resigned myself to writing lighthearted blogs about my life, Orstraliana or whatever occurs to me from time to time, I thought I wanted to write fiction. I entered a few . . . more
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July 21, 2008 10:25 AM EDT --
It was a dark and stormy night.
Silas Slovotsky leaned back in his chair and studied the words he'd typed into his computer.
He grinned. Perfect. The very words he needed to set the . . . more
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February 18, 2008 12:23 PM EST --
I've been reading the novels of a bestselling author, trying to figure out the secret of her success, and for the life of me, I don't see it. Perhaps it's hidden beneath her appalling . . . more
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October 28, 2007 09:26 PM EDT --
Another try at a dabble.
It was rare for Liam the Unkillable to have a day off (Much rarer than his having an off day). However, he had one. He decided to just kick back and relax. . . . more
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March 24, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
In my green article for St. Patrick's Day, I wrote, "Owning a dark green vehicle supposedly means that you are traditional, trusty, and well balanced, but what it really means is that . . . more
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August 17, 2007 01:29 PM EDT --
I'm publishing something for the first time since the changes here on Gather, just to see how it goes. So far, I'm LOVING it! I hope everyone has a positive experience as they become . . . more
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September 05, 2007 07:12 AM EDT --
Earlier this year I attended a government funded training course to help long term unemployed old people back into the work force.
It was lovely in a number of ways. Firstly, because the course was for . . . more
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March 17, 2008 12:20 AM EDT --
The colors at the ROY end of the spectrum excite us, the BIV colors calm us down, but green is neutral in its effect.
Green is the largest color family discernible to the human eye. Darker . . . more
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January 09, 2007 10:09 AM EST --
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
"Lord take pity on me. . . . more
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April 20, 2006 06:21 AM EDT --
This little tale, was written in a fit of nostalgia for my childhood in the Borscht Belt of the Catskills. If you are mystified by the Yiddish herein, I heartily recommend, The Joys of Yiddish, by Leo . . . more
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November 02, 2006 08:01 PM EST --
I miss so much on Gather.
I never have the time
I rush to my computer
and race to get online.
I'm pounding at the keyboard,
Every . . . more
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September 02, 2007 07:04 AM EDT --
A shy young lass,
she always dreamt
of a tall, dark
and handsome prince.
And then one night
cupid struck his arrow.
In the moonlight
she saw a shadow
and heard a call
that thrilled . . . more
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October 03, 2007 10:16 AM EDT --
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were apparently posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously . . . more
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December 09, 2007 03:27 PM EST --
A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:10 AM EDT --
This is just a bunch of jokes.
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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February 05, 2007 11:03 PM EST --
Weird Al - the 'White And Nerdy' 'Genius in France' has been making us laugh with his wild hair and his crazy accordion playing for over twenty-five years now. Yankovic, 47, has recorded . . . more
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February 01, 2007 12:01 PM EST --
My dear fellow writers. Gather has just made our aspiring lives so much the easier. With the establishment of the Nine Essentials, Gather has proscribed a primary scope for desired coverage. This clarifies . . . more
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March 12, 2008 08:00 AM EDT --
Oh yes. Yes indeed. And you probably had no idea of my importance in the world had you?
Let's see, where were we? I'd left my job as a trainee nurse (while still in the trainee stage) . . . more
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